All right you freaks, here's the message that YOU are sending to your kids when you bemoan what message something on television sends to the kids: I am incapable of being a parent.
Who gives a rat's fuck what message is being sent? If you don't like something don't let your precious little asshole kids watch it. Simple. If you're so worried about the pervasive influence MTV has on your 16 year old daughter and how she's going to get pregnant so she can be on their "reality TV" shows then pay attention to what your kid's doing. If you've had an open and honest dialog with your kids then you have a much better chance of stemming off their reality TV desire to get pregnant than if you cry about how morally wrong television is. Television's job is to sell. If you don't like it become Amish.
Ah...yes...but there is the crux of the problem. Dialog. We love to tell our kids what to do. We love to tell our kids what not to do. But do we talk to them? Do we treat them like they have minds of their own and give them the courtesy of discourse? Or do we simply tell them to not fuck up and then go back to commenting on how morally wrong the media is?
Everyone who does this deserves everything bad that their kids are going to do, because you're not being a parent, you're being a useless, pontificating rat fuck candy ass who never should breed in the first place. Be a fucking parent you ignorant son of a bitch, Spend less time talking down to your kids and a bit more time talking to them.
Monday, June 6, 2011
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Tea Party
Ok, I saw one of those Tea Party bumper stickers and I started thinking...wtf is this shit? Silent majority no more? Is there proof you were in the silent majority? What stats do you have to offer to support your supposition? What if you're NOT in the silent majority? What if you are all just a bunch of low rent Nazis and people like ME are, in fact, the silent majority? And has anyone actually mentioned to these weasels what the Boston Tea Party was all about to begin with? You know, the "no taxation without representation" thing. Do they know this? And, if they do know this, what the hell does the tea party have to do with reducing federal spending?
Assuming, probably likely, that most of these people that slap these ludicrous stickers on their car are Republican-leaning right wingers, are they aware that George W. Bush inherited a $127 billion surplus and when "dubyah" left office he had amassed a $1.17 trillion dollar deficit? Last I checked dubyah was a right wing freak...just down these assholes' alley. Where were the "silent majority" when Bush was whoring himself to every special interest in America? Presumably...they were silent.
If anything holds true about Tea Partiers is that they are far from silent. In fact, they won't shut the hell up. They also have no concept as to what the original (and still best) tea party was all about. They just thought it sounded American and righteous. Well, no. It sounds stupid and inane. Rather than blame Obama for the spending and deficit maybe they should hold the mirror up and look long and hard. These are the same people who shoot down tax increases to help schools because most of them have already had their kids put through school and why should their hard-earned dollars go to help anyone else? They continue to think that way until someone mentions social security in which case their granny panties get all bunched up and they angrily decry any attempt to fix a broken ass system that won't be there for anyone in ten years.
The Tea Party needs to do America a favor. They should all dress like Indians and throw themselves in a harbor somewhere. Or, failing that, they should shut the fuck up and go back to pretending to be the majority...complete with the silence.
Assuming, probably likely, that most of these people that slap these ludicrous stickers on their car are Republican-leaning right wingers, are they aware that George W. Bush inherited a $127 billion surplus and when "dubyah" left office he had amassed a $1.17 trillion dollar deficit? Last I checked dubyah was a right wing freak...just down these assholes' alley. Where were the "silent majority" when Bush was whoring himself to every special interest in America? Presumably...they were silent.
If anything holds true about Tea Partiers is that they are far from silent. In fact, they won't shut the hell up. They also have no concept as to what the original (and still best) tea party was all about. They just thought it sounded American and righteous. Well, no. It sounds stupid and inane. Rather than blame Obama for the spending and deficit maybe they should hold the mirror up and look long and hard. These are the same people who shoot down tax increases to help schools because most of them have already had their kids put through school and why should their hard-earned dollars go to help anyone else? They continue to think that way until someone mentions social security in which case their granny panties get all bunched up and they angrily decry any attempt to fix a broken ass system that won't be there for anyone in ten years.
The Tea Party needs to do America a favor. They should all dress like Indians and throw themselves in a harbor somewhere. Or, failing that, they should shut the fuck up and go back to pretending to be the majority...complete with the silence.
Friday, April 29, 2011
Apple
Just some food for thought...get it? Food? Apple? HA! Anyway...there are a few things I've noticed recently that would make alot of sense for Apple. They could make a movie like the new Tron one but have a scene where the protagonist arrives in an arena designed by Apple. There could be 7 programs all equally spaced from each other golf clapping but looking fantastic and over everything, the disembodied head of Steve Jobs could lord, occasionally screaming about how the programs are holding things wrong.
They could also get involved in the food industry. Make Apple brand Doritos. There'd only be 6 in a bag and they'd charge 80 dollars a bag but, damn! Those chips would look FANTASTIC! And, judging by Apple's minimalist approach to everything there will eventually only be one button on the Mac (we're going to market the same OS over and over because we can). The one button will be completely useless and esoteric but will be completely, utterly circular. It will be flawless.
I hate Apple. They are the Fascists of the computer industry and should be treated with the disdain they deserve. Plain and simple.
They could also get involved in the food industry. Make Apple brand Doritos. There'd only be 6 in a bag and they'd charge 80 dollars a bag but, damn! Those chips would look FANTASTIC! And, judging by Apple's minimalist approach to everything there will eventually only be one button on the Mac (we're going to market the same OS over and over because we can). The one button will be completely useless and esoteric but will be completely, utterly circular. It will be flawless.
I hate Apple. They are the Fascists of the computer industry and should be treated with the disdain they deserve. Plain and simple.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Jesus
Jesus ignored the cardinal rule of PvP...never PvP in enemy territory...especially without a weapon. So...basically, as I understand it, Jesus got ganked by the Romans at the behest of the Jews. He got offed on a Friday but was suffering from some crazy lag and didn't respawn until Sunday. Keep in mind that, even with the crappy sub dial-up connection, he was also being corpse-camped by the Romans so, yeah...can't really blame him.
Now, Sunday came and he rezzed in time for brunch. After brunch he shot the shit with his apostles. When his vacation time was up after 40 days he got recalled like a defective Pinto leaving only some cryptic remarks about returning and a massive Goddamn bar tab.
Either Jesus is waiting for his PTO to accrue enough to come back, or, for every millenia he spends in heaven he gets some extra rest XP, or something because he has not returned, yet. Except to crazy people who eat paint chips.
Isn't it also possible that Jesus was simply a happy-go-lucky hippy who thought we should be nice to each other and got whacked for it?
Regardless, the morale of this story is either:
1) Don't PvP without a weapon and, if you are corpse-camped...call on the rest of your guild to come off the asshole that's doing it.
or
2) Don't believe everything you read in a book by a bunch of primates 2000 years ago that were one step away from bashing each other with leg bones and figuring out fire.
Now, Sunday came and he rezzed in time for brunch. After brunch he shot the shit with his apostles. When his vacation time was up after 40 days he got recalled like a defective Pinto leaving only some cryptic remarks about returning and a massive Goddamn bar tab.
Either Jesus is waiting for his PTO to accrue enough to come back, or, for every millenia he spends in heaven he gets some extra rest XP, or something because he has not returned, yet. Except to crazy people who eat paint chips.
Isn't it also possible that Jesus was simply a happy-go-lucky hippy who thought we should be nice to each other and got whacked for it?
Regardless, the morale of this story is either:
1) Don't PvP without a weapon and, if you are corpse-camped...call on the rest of your guild to come off the asshole that's doing it.
or
2) Don't believe everything you read in a book by a bunch of primates 2000 years ago that were one step away from bashing each other with leg bones and figuring out fire.
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