Jesus

Jesus ignored the cardinal rule of PvP...never PvP in enemy territory...especially without a weapon. So...basically, as I understand it, Jesus got ganked by the Romans at the behest of the Jews. He got offed on a Friday but was suffering from some crazy lag and didn't respawn until Sunday. Keep in mind that, even with the crappy sub dial-up connection, he was also being corpse-camped by the Romans so, yeah...can't really blame him.
Now, Sunday came and he rezzed in time for brunch. After brunch he shot the shit with his apostles. When his vacation time was up after 40 days he got recalled like a defective Pinto leaving only some cryptic remarks about returning and a massive Goddamn bar tab.
Either Jesus is waiting for his PTO to accrue enough to come back, or, for every millenia he spends in heaven he gets some extra rest XP, or something because he has not returned, yet. Except to crazy people who eat paint chips.
Isn't it also possible that Jesus was simply a happy-go-lucky hippy who thought we should be nice to each other and got whacked for it?
Regardless, the morale of this story is either:
1) Don't PvP without a weapon and, if you are corpse-camped...call on the rest of your guild to come off the asshole that's doing it.
or
2) Don't believe everything you read in a book by a bunch of primates 2000 years ago that were one step away from bashing each other with leg bones and figuring out fire.